Demise : Ascension Review

Hans (BD Rosinski)

25/03/2013, 22:30

Meanwhile in Dejenol


Untold riches lie beneath the surface of Dejenol, vast and never-ending according to the advertising. Or, at least, more than you can dream of, ever.


Motivated by great courage, ambition and mainly greed, an improbable pair of an elven sorcerer and a saris thief decided to take over the dungeon. The former by burning, freezing and morkaling any monster foolish enough to stand in her way without resistance to all magic. The latter by being generaly useless and ready to grab the body of the sorcerer before running like hell, should the need arise.

They knew very well that only ONE kind of creature shared their love for the noble metal of gold.

The leprechauns, yes. But dragons were a close second.


After an easy victory against the leps, the pair went on a rampage, annihilating any life(or not)form in Heaven, Jurassic Park 1-2-3, the corridors of D:29 and the graveyard before hitting the Dragon Royalty. And the leprechauns again, thanks to a well-placed mystic portal spell.

Barely stopping for mana regeneration or turning tail after an unfortunate meeting with some fire lords, no stone was left unturned, no dragette survived their onslaught and no, Morgoth doesn't count here.

Before the smoldering ruins formerly known as the mines of Dejenol, a hopefully weightless, barely dreamable, fabulous mountain of gold towered over them !

They would buy a heap of about ~ 36,000 bronze daggers, smelt it and build a castle out of bronze !

And then, it happened.

Their joined scream teared the sky : *NOOOOO* !

What was left was barely enough for a bronze swimming pool, and a tip for the Tavern Keeper ! Would all that mindless destruction, all that meaningless slaugther be for nothing ?

Few things could be further from the truth, like some tomes.

Defying all known gravity laws and mine safety regulations, persistent rumors affirm that the tunnels under Dejenol have been expanded for the umpteenth time. Gods only know what kind of fang-baring, elven-eating, treasure carrying creatures lie beyond that new frontier !

Drying out their tears, the duo is already getting ready to conduct his investigation, starting with destroying random beasts.

This tale of friendship, magic and avidity is far from being over...

Laquet 2013-03-26 14:46:33
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Katas 2013-03-26 16:29:45
ET TU CHANGES DE PSEUDO A CHAQUE FOIS

J'ai procédé aux nécessaires modifications.
Thomas 2013-03-29 03:02:26
Mince, pas vu pour le pseudo, c'était pré-rempli.
Sinon, pourquoi ton téléphone est toujours éteint ?
Je n'arrive jamais à te joindre.
Katas 2013-03-29 03:58:37
J'ai gardé la ligne, mais je ne m'en sers plus.

Il faut définir un protocole sécurisé pour l'échange des numéros de tél.
Katas 2013-03-29 03:59:07
Hé ! T'as eu le commentaire 1111 !
Thomas 2013-04-01 14:25:01
envoie un mail ici : space.invaders.paris.free.fr/?menu=2 :)
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Demise : Ascension Review

Hans (BD Rosinski)